Prunenanny

The wrinkly vagina of an old or aging lady. Stemming from the more traditional term for a woman's vagina, Poonanny.

"That cougar may look pretty young, but I heard she's got a total prunenanny"

by CB NOLA September 8, 2009

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

pruneface

when something is so epic the only trim that come s to mind is pruneface.

yo u got all pruneface at capcom the other night that you went all pruneface on them.

by darkdance January 4, 2011

Pruned the family tree

Suicide.

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019

Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

Prunedale

Definition 1: A small city in central California, synonymous with Salinas.

Definition 2: A person who - Feeds pigs in the middle of the night. Thinks of Salinas as a "big" city. Owns an animal that isn't a dog, cat, fish or small caged animal. Prefers trucks to sports cars. Hangs out at the Prunetree Shopping Center and/or Hollister.

Example 1: That Prunedale is going to ride his pet horse to the big city Salinas to buy a truck because he doesn't want a Camero, but first he is going to hang out at Prunetree, but not for long because he has to feed his pigs tonight. But if you miss him today, he will be in Hollister tomorrow, so you can hang out with him there.

Example 2: Let's stop off in Prunedale while we drive down the 101.

by LOOK, IT'S A BIRD! March 15, 2011

pruned wang

The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The condition in which one gets after exposing the finger tips to wet pussy for an extended period of time.)

Dude, that chic was so wet, I got pruned wang after banging for three hours!

by nymphochic July 16, 2008