pumple

When a penis has turned purple and has become swollen.

Whoah! My Penis is pumple!

by Rozzy January 18, 2003

pumplexing

Pumplex is a word describing a group of people who have bare feet and are walking on the south east coast of France.
One of the people in the group must have a bald head in order to be a 'Pumplexer'
Collectively they must own a herd of cattle, with 49% of them being Male.

Alex, Andy, Dan, Craig, Ben, Lewis, Whitehead (the bald one) and Jon all went pumplexing on Sunday on the south coast of France.
Alex G pumplexed with Llewellyn on valentines day

by Alex Furniss March 3, 2007

pruple

the act of playing naked twister. rhymes with couple.

it was inevitable that his scrotum would end up in my mouth during pruple

by Warlock Red October 11, 2018

Pumplex

Someone who kills you from behind on fortnite

Fuck sake we always get done from behind. Stupid pumplex

by JokesMathew June 6, 2018

pumplenurf

An extremely greasy geeky nerd who has no life and wastes his time playing internet flash games and stalking girls on facebook.

You know Derek? Such a pumplenurf.

by Gemini Comet April 4, 2017

pumple shoe sneeze

A sneeze that will not come out.

I had a pumple shoe sneeze that made my head hurt.

by Pumple Shoe July 27, 2018

pumple

This is the term for a pimple that is unable to be popped. These usually swell until you have a small bump on your face. pimple bump

I had a pumple the other day and it was so sore!

by Bell*a December 30, 2015