Provolowned

The act of being owned by a piece of timely flung provolone cheese.

Dude 1: "So I was totally screwing your sister last-"

*Dude 1 Gets Slapped in the face by a piece of provolone cheese by Dude 2"

Dude Onlooker: "Dude, you just got provolowned."

by Man with the golden eyeball August 10, 2010

Provabone

A unusually wide cock. A penis with huge girth.

I wore her ass out with the Provabone last night !
I don't know how I blew his Provabone !
She has a few new stretch marks from the Provabone !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011

Alex Provalone

Some fag who everyone hates.

Harrison said, "Fuck you ALEX PROVALONE"

Greg said, "ha he totally deserved it for being an Alex."

by FUCKYOUALEXX October 22, 2014

provaloned

When someone is very upset or annoyed about a situation or at someone. It is another word for being "cheesed".

Elisa, i didn't write back to him. He's going to be so provaloned

by eliannav May 15, 2011

protoloveism

The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.

My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!

by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025