Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

Pruning

When someone spends too much time in a shower, bath or swimming pool and ends up with soft, wrinkled skin. This then leads to the person looking like a Prune, hence the term.

Person 1: Man, that was a well deserved bath!

Person 2: I can tell - you're Pruning all over!

by Grbel08 August 16, 2011

Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair

Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!

by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014