Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work

I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.

by Billie Gene October 29, 2010

procastraction

A mix between procrastination, distraction, and frustration. Usually involving homework, essays, and projects. Used mostly among junior/high school students.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm never going to finish this essay."
Person 2: "Procastraction?"
Person 1: "Definitely."

by meghanscrewrunzdeepyo April 2, 2009

Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)

Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011

Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010

Procastinasshole

To delay the act of being an asshole.

Example Question: Why be an asshole later when you can get it over with now.

Why procastinasshole.

by qn.harpy March 13, 2009