Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.

I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

by DarcN8r December 29, 2009

Productive

Something you are clearly not.

If you were really productive, you would not be searching the definition of the word in urban dictionary

by GrilledGoat May 7, 2021

Pussy Productivity

A measure of one's sexual encounters in a given time frame.

Frenchie: Dude, since you've grown out the long locks the ladies have been flocking.

Blitz: Yea bra, my PUSSY PRODUCTIVITY has really skyrocketed.

by jjt009 February 27, 2011

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate

Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.

Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.

kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."

parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."

by LivingIt September 22, 2010

Profucktive

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

manic-productive

A mental disorder similar to manic-depression, but where the person is only productive a small portion of the day, usually 5 minutes before a deadline.

Symptoms include laziness and apathy for 90% of any working period, followed by a short burst of hyperactivity and blinding hot panic for a few minutes at a time, occuring when something was supposed to be completed or turned in. Resembles a seizure, but much less productive.

Related to procrastination.

That manic-productive clown in HR kept bugging me about how to fill out the weekly manning report after dicking around all day before it was due.

by goldb69 January 14, 2008

Productively Relaxing

The state in which a person is calm and comfortable while being effective and efficient.

Heather is "productively relaxing" while laying down in her bed conducting research for her paper

Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails

by social entrepreneur April 20, 2013