procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 16, 2003

procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

by kwang June 05, 2003

procrasturbate

to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.

I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.

by IAmLanky January 18, 2009

Procrasturbation

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

by Tommy Maddox January 25, 2007

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

procrasturbator

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.

Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.

by Partyup4269 June 02, 2009

Procrasturbate

to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.

while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.

by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011