Procrasturbating

To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!

by b2b April 14, 2009

procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.

Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013

Procrasturbating

To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022