When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.
My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.
Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?
Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?
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quite possibly the greatest pri- name to exist. it outshines priya, priyanka, priyam, etc.
most priyals are carefree, easy going, and hella beautiful
most priyals are carefree, easy going, and hella beautiful
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Get the Primal Aspid mug.When you scream very loudly for no apparent reason. Possibly caused by anger, frustration, or extreme horniness.
Jorge let out a primal scream when his computer died...just before he saved his 25 page essay on the life and works of M.C. Escher.
by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003
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"Every muscle in his body was tense, and this was no normal fear, this was a primal fear, he subconsciously knew he was being hunted"
by EugalpyK May 25, 2016
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John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
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