Worship and Prayers

The excuse to use when someone asks what does wap mean

Person 1: ¨What does WAP mean¨
Person 2: ¨It means Worship and Prayers¨
Person 1: ¨Oh, ok¨

by nanceshipper xoxo October 5, 2020

The Beer's Prayer

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

by BCOOK March 3, 2010

too much pride

Not willing to let down your guard down enough, due to an over-exaggerated perception of self, to the point you might actually keep yourself from personal gain or harm or hurt others.
Not willing to give in, selfish.. Too good to give in due to ones own perception of circumstances. Unwillingness to change. Insecurity or fear of giving in. Unknown damage to oneself... and the person doesn't care because they have "too much pride".

He had too much pride to hug her when she cried.
He had too much pride to take the ride that was offered so he walked through the stormy weather.
She had too much pride to change her ways so she stayed a hoe.
She had too much pride to fill out the lengthly application, so she continued to wait on men to take care of her even if she still would be broke, disrespected, or taken advantage of.
He had too much pride to apologize and correct his wrongs even though he knew he wasn't right, so he lost the love of his life.

by Char Recee March 10, 2016

Pride kid

A pride kid is a bad kid who refuses to quit a video game lobby despite hopeless and nonstop losing. A pride kid has an unjustified sense of video game pride.

Pride kids will stop at nothing to get one victory against those who have defeated them in a game, no matter how many additional losses they must endure in order to achieve said vengeance.

Oh my god - we've raped these pride kids 48 times in a row! Why don't they just quit?

by skagg 3 October 18, 2011

Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Pimp's Prayer

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006

priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

by ProClifo November 27, 2018