a prison period

If an inmate has rectal bleeding from some misadventure with other inmates, he is on his prison period.

That loud mouth, new boy is on a prison period!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

prison geisha

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.

Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2018

prismo

The cool as fuck, all-powerful, all-knowing being on the Cartoon Network television show Adventure Time. He resides in the Time Room in the center of the multiverse, and can grant every being one wish. The wishes are powerful enough to change timelines, or even create/destroy worlds, and unless these wishes are extremely specific, they can have an unforeseen twist. He can also create material items for himself or others without it counting as a wish.

Jake: Make Finn ok! I wish for safe Finn!

Prismo: Wait.. dude, look.. I like you, so you should know my wishes always got an ironic twist to 'em. It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.

Jake: What?!

Prismo: You just gotta be really specific. Say your wish is "I wish for a back rub". Who's gonna give it to you? A dirty man? A bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner, leave some kid traumatized?

Cosmic Owl: *gasp*

Prismo: "Mom where did dad go", "I don't know, son, he just disappeared from the table, sorry."

Jake: :Stares with jaw dropped:

Prismo: You see Jake, there's rules to this stuff. Wishing an event to be changes elements before and after it. Memories will be destroyed, babies will not be born, potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish.

Jake: :throws up:

by Prismo October 18, 2013

Federal Prison

Public school

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.

by n't're'yes January 28, 2019

Prison party

A bunch of guys just having a good time.

Invite everyone, it'll be a prison party!!!

by Baberaham October 26, 2012

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

prison flea

Slang used to described a woman who's into "bad boy" types and is in and out of relationships with men who have been in prison or had trouble with the law.

The "flea" part describes how she hops from ex-con to thug.

Rick: I thought Lucy was dating regular guys?
Steve: Are you kiddin'? After she quit school and started doing crack, she turned into a god damn prison flea.

by Kwanzaa Shrub January 11, 2012