Princeton

Always knows how to have fun, fine

fun to be around and awesome
Name is the same as a college

He’ll make your day awesome and make you smile when ur down

He would be the best boyfriend😍

Damn is that Princeton cause he’s looking hotter than ever.

by 7;8+94;# December 21, 2017

Princeton University Band

Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.

Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."

by moardruidsandnoms April 11, 2010

Princeton

A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:

a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate

There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."

Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.

by BcozTheNight November 19, 2007

Pnincleton

One who has a curly jew fro

That guy is such a Pnincleton
(Pee-Nin_sil-Ton)

by 4ru349ifn9 January 3, 2010

Princeton Fuck

A non-intercourse sexual activity involving inserting the penis in between squeezed thighs, just below the crotchital region and continuing in an intercourse-like manner.

No, I'm still a virgin; we only Princeton Fucked.

by chase your cap January 1, 2010

Princeton, NJ

Often confused with the university of the same name, Princeton IS indeed a medium-sized town in New Jersey, home not only to the Tigers, but also Palmer Square, and more importantly, a centrally located J. Crew. Princeton also holds the record for having the most ice cream parlors in Mercer County, which include The Bent Spoon, Halo Pub, Thomas Sweet and Ricky's. Weekend activities include attending football games, trying to sneak into the university eating clubs, driving the loop and sitting on the wall. Commonly referred to by Princetonians as "town." Considered elitist and snobby by most of New Jersey.
See Orange Bubble and Princeton for additional information.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb in Princeton?

Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

by Meg January 23, 2005

Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004