Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009

primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

Evil Primate

Lifeless idiot who threatens other people to "omg teh h4><0r j00 lol".

He just acting stupid, like an Evil Primate.

by EW May 26, 2004

primate pile up

the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy

Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!

by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011

Primate

VERB : A way of explaining something or someone that takes precedence over your thoughts and emotions for a majority of a time range.

Could mean a positive or negative reaction.

Getting my tax refund really primates my day!

by AlcorzaHebecent May 3, 2024

Primate Special

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

by POILKEDS February 8, 2021