Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

Primate Mode

To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.

Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!

Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?

Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.

by Alpha_Primate March 7, 2010

Priates

1. A negitive word, normally used to describe a group of girls. It has also been used in place of a swear word after something has gone wrong.

2. This has been used in Norse Mythology; it was used as slang word for "Lifthrasir", the first woman after Ragnarok.

Look at that those priates over there, thinkin they're all that.

Ahh priates!

Priates and Lif, together make the first man and woman after ragnarok occoured.

by Lil Mac Joe Blow March 2, 2008

Primate

A male that plays games with females hearts and minds. A grimy player. Dirty ass male with no remorse.

This goofy primate just tried to play me but I wasn't goin.

by Jenja May 18, 2011

Primate

Ruffian Black Person

Yo, the nigga ain't nothin' but a primate.

by Jiggsta January 30, 2004

Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009