when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'
Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
by CPOLD November 24, 2009
When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.
by Ahn Flique April 23, 2016
He just acting stupid, like an Evil Primate.
by EW May 26, 2004
by donkey kong6999999999 March 31, 2011
When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.
by DumDaddy May 16, 2025
Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.
by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019
A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.
by georg.ws February 01, 2023