Smokin' that pressure

Destroy Lonely's definition of some strong ass weed

"Ken: Yo what you smokin' big dawg? Bobby: Pressure, yea I'm smokin' that pressure!"

*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"

by OpiumHeadQuarterMaster May 3, 2023

swaggometric pressure

swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.

"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"

by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

Straight Pressure

When Something or someone is "the shit" or going hard 24 hours seven days a week

Yo that fit you got on straight pressure
Kevin harts jokes straight pressure

by StraightPressure.com October 1, 2022

Self Induced Peer Pressure

(SIPP)
Feeling obligated to do something because everyone else is doing it, unlike normal peer pressure this all occurs in the head and is a very difficult thing to deal with.

Friend 1"Oh hey look at Jack he smoked weed for once"
Friend 2"Poor kid, He must be doing it because of Self Induced Peer Pressure"

by AverageGroudon August 31, 2021

Spiritual Pressure

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.

Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground

by not judah November 21, 2022

Straight Pressure

To be in a societal situation where in fear of not being accepted pretend to be straight when you are actually gay.

"Dude there was so much straight pressure in High-School"

by CesnaSegan June 10, 2020