Pr0nd

To absolutely waste your time on porn, get a computer virus from porn, or have your life otherwise disrupted by porn.

I had a great life, a beautiful girlfriend, a great job, lots of friends... 5 hours of porn a day ruined all of that... damn did I ever get pr0nd.

by DruePhoenix August 5, 2008

prunedale

Prunedale,CA A small town with a population around 7,000.. very small! People who live here usually have a house built on 2 + acres well i did there are about 3 elemetary Schools.. echo valleymrs murphy and mr jackson wre the nicest!, prunedale, and Prunedale Christian Academy ((Liberty Family Academy shut down when i was in 3rdd there is 1 library where most people hangout at if not riding horses...HOME OF THE PRUNETUCKY PEOPLES!!! There is one Burger King and a Mc Donalds across 101. You can oonly by grocerys at a super maxx or Safeway across the highway. This town is 15 miinutes away from Salinas..and a5 away from Gilroy..and 45 away from San Jose...

Darlene-Hey Clarissa are you done with your homework?

Clarissa-Yess...

Darlene-Then lets go to the Prunedale library!

Clarissa-Yipee!

by Darlene MashedPotatoes September 23, 2007

prned

Being put into your place by a superior with an insult included.

Chris tried to insult Sarah but then she prned him with her wits.

by Chris Gia & Sarah Sco Production December 9, 2008

proned

Similar to "pwn'd", "proning" is the act of going prone on a defeated enemy (similar to the act of teabagging). It originates from games such as Call of Duty.

noob just got tots proned

by rabidsnakemonkey May 9, 2008

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

Pruned the family tree

Suicide.

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019

p00ned

when all the hot girls are taken, and u have to get with the ugly fat ones

HAHA p00ned, thats what u get for being such a damn gummy.

by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 8, 2008