Palinism

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.

See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009

by muskybait January 28, 2010

palinibalism

Most recently seen in the small community of devoted and voracious humans who are self described Palin fanatics, the act of eating living members of the same or similar species. It is most common in pigs and chickens and is due partly to boredom because of the confined space in which the animals are kept.

The most recent acts of palinibalism occurred during a fanatics community picnic: "YOU want Governor Palin to 'improve'? By and to who's standards? YOURS? I think a bit of arrogance is showing here! Who are YOU to suggest standards for the likes of her?"

by mxmgater June 17, 2010

Palin

n.

1. Pejorative term that refers to an incompetent, impractical, irrelevant or incapable person who has been appointed to a position of great importance.

2. A person who holds authority disproportionate to his or her requisite ethics and qualifications. Derived from John McCain's controversial 2008 Vice Presidential pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

John was recently made principal, but everybody thinks he's a Palin who can't do the job.

My new boss is such a Palin - he took my deserved place because the CEO is his personal friend.

by scimitar313 October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin cheat-sheet

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.

Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 9, 2010

Palinite

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

palinfey

When something being parodied looks exactly the same as something that is real. Inspired by Tina Fey's portrayal of Sarah Palin in 2008's Saturday Night Live's.

Originally coined by King Kaufman

Synchronized swimming is a palinfey. The parody and the real thing look exactly alike.

by scar988 August 9, 2012

palindrome

A word or phrase reading the same forwards and backwards.

"Doc, note I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness; I diet on cod."

by Lucky Luc April 1, 2005