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Porsche 993

The last of the air-cooled porsche 911's when porsche engineered things properly. UK owners generally have beards, but not as grizzly as those of the 964 owners.
993 owner: I just changed the oil on my Porsche 993.

964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964

996 owner: my engine blew up again.
by asterix October 7, 2012
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Squirrel pouch

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.
That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.
by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017
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nut pouch

What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!
Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.
by Masterofdisguise37 March 17, 2016
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golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.
Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!
by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010
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Republicans pounce!

A headline in a newspaper or other article that describes Republicans (or other right-leaning individuals) attacking a Democrat (or other left-leaning individual) when that Democrat commits a misdeed. Always written by a reporter with left-wing political views, it will attempt to frame the Republicans as overzealous, and will either downplay, ignore, or excuse the Democrat's misdeed. Commonly done by the New York Times or Washington Post, it is often viewed as a sign of the bias within the media.
"Republicans pounce! On Democrat caught murdering young woman."
by MJM1985 December 14, 2017
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Food-Pouch

A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)
To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.
by IceBlast360 May 10, 2018
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porscha

A beautiful girl with a tough exterior but really sweet when you get to know her. If she cares about you she will do anything for you. When crossed by a friend she has no problem disowning them. keeps to her self but still social enough to be seen.
Porscha my ride or die.
by laylaj September 10, 2013
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