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sexy potato 

1. A term used when describing a potato that is indeed sexy.

2. A secret code for some random thing you don't want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. A phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.
That is one sexy potato.

So I was talking to sexy potato yesterday....

My friend got freaked out when I used the term "sexy potato" as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.
sexy potato by xKat43x November 14, 2011
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Sexual Potato 

Randon statment shouted/written to express...randomnes....

basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps
Person Alpha: And so that pretty much means that she is ugly
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?
Sexual Potato by Hobbert July 4, 2006

Sexy potato 

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person
Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato
Sexy potato by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.
Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.
potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case
Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

Potatosexual 

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person
You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual
Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatosexual 

When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.
Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.

Dude: damn bruh
Potatosexual by TCPizza April 30, 2020