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Potate

verb
: to assume the role of a potato
I'm too tired to do anything, I think I will just potate today.
by fubble bubble the magnificent November 12, 2017
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potatoes gonna potate

the total disregard of another potatoe because of the way they potate themselves.
person 1. that potato was so whack!

person 2. oh well, potatoes gonna potate.
by mr potato head 1995 February 22, 2012
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POTABE

Acronym for: Poop On The Anal Beads Emergency. Occurs when one is pleasuring oneself with anal beads a little too absent-mindedly and accidentally gets feces on the beads.
Person 1: Why did you come running out of your room looking frantic? And why are you naked?
Person 2: Get outta my way, its a POTABE and I need the bathroom now!
Person 1: Ew. Make sure not to get any in the sink!
by BurntBaby December 22, 2010
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Potago

Potago is the most heavenly thing . Periodt. I love Potago, it transcends the universe and it is the food of the gods.
I love Potago. It is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. It transcends the universe and is the food of gods.
by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021
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Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"
After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.
by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012
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Portage la Prairie

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!
by detartrated April 17, 2011
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Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.
Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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