going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.

Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!

by BarebackJack January 15, 2018

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021

Alabama Pot Roast

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.

Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!

by Sammy951 December 20, 2015

Arizona Pot Roast

When you leave your baby in the car in the summer.

"Another dumb couple just got themselves an Arizona Pot Roast"

by Balloonknot Bandit August 13, 2017

alabama pot roast

when two white guys have sex with a black woman in a bathtub full of boiling cum, resulting in a triple pregnancy unknown to who the father is.

me Mary and Kyle did a Alabama Pot Roast last. she's now going to have a triple pregnancy

by Alabama Pot-Roast January 19, 2023

Portuguese Pot Roast

When having sex, the male shits on the on the female's chest then titty-fucks her.

Dude, I gave Mandy a Portuguese Pot Roast last night!

by Jacob Masterful February 28, 2007