going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Alabama Pot Roast

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.

Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!

by Sammy951 December 20, 2015

Arizona Pot Roast

When you leave your baby in the car in the summer.

"Another dumb couple just got themselves an Arizona Pot Roast"

by Balloonknot Bandit August 13, 2017

pot roast pussy

when the lips of the vagina are all brown and flappy like the meat coming out of the side of a roast beef sandwich

Damn she was hot but she had a pot roast pussy

by Kangarooster562 December 14, 2010

alabama pot roast

when two white guys have sex with a black woman in a bathtub full of boiling cum, resulting in a triple pregnancy unknown to who the father is.

me Mary and Kyle did a Alabama Pot Roast last. she's now going to have a triple pregnancy

by Alabama Pot-Roast January 19, 2023

Portuguese Pot Roast

When having sex, the male shits on the on the female's chest then titty-fucks her.

Dude, I gave Mandy a Portuguese Pot Roast last night!

by Jacob Masterful February 28, 2007

simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

by von Goat March 27, 2009