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poseur

Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:

Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person
And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":

Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question

Interesting.

So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS.
by Rilo June 27, 2003
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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
by Dickbutt July 13, 2012
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posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017
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Smiti pose

BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?
*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!
by lissie p June 21, 2010
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T Pose

I way to express yourself as the dominant species in certain situations. If you are counter t posed you can reee to show you extreme dominance aswell
Bully - give me your money
Guy - *t pose*
Bully - sorry man here's mine
by Joey Forhay June 6, 2018
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poower

Poo + power; renewable energy provided by human waste, an infinitely available resource.
Biogas gas plants generate poower.
by unkochan February 25, 2011
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posers

A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.
Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.
by K~ August 10, 2003
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