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Post Mortem

1. Post-mortem: meaning after death the examination, or autopsy of a corpse in order to determine cause of death.
Also Post-mortem interval: the time that has elapsed since a person has died.

2. Used in a metaphoric sense in Eminem's song "Lose Yourself" to mean that Eminem has become brain-dead.
1. The Coroners arrived to the crime scene to investigate and find the post-mortem interval.

2. "His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a new world order, a normal life is boring
But superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over, these h**s is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter"
by Watwat August 26, 2013
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Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.
"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."
by FTOWC August 14, 2020
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Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.
Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020
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post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.
01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
by newtdecay December 6, 2007
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Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
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postmodem bipolar depression

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.
I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.
by timidmoon November 24, 2010
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People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009
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