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Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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licking your postage stamp

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006
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Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel
by anonymous March 31, 2022
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high postage

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.
by crafty6000 June 18, 2010
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to save on postage

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.
by Doc Rich June 29, 2013
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postage-pinchpenny

Someone who constantly attempts to minimize the cost of sending his outgoing mail, perhaps even resorting to dishonest/advantage-taking measures to save even more.
One of the most effective ways to be a postage-pinchpenny is to simply "reverse the charges" --- i.e., write your mail-piece's recipient's name and address in the space where its sender's address-information is supposed to go (and vice-versa), then slap a few cents'-worth of postage on the envelope/box so that it still won't cost you much to ship your parcel but it won't blatantly look as if you are merely trying to mail the parcel for free, and deposit your item in the Post Office's "anonymous" mail-slot or "outside box" to avoid your having to face the scrutinizing eyes of a postal employee who naturally would just reject the package right off. Then, of course, the Post Office will have no choice but to just unwittingly go ahead and deliver your package to its intended recipient (incorrectly believing that he is the sender who grossly under-stamped the package, and that they are therefore merely performing a "returned to sender for postage" procedure); this works best for merely "local-destination" mail, since the Post Office might balk --- and be suspicious about how this "distantly"-return-addressed parcel ever got into their "local" outgoing-mail box --- at expensively "returning" a mail-piece to a faraway location.
by QuacksO February 8, 2019
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applying postage stamps

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
by notjamin November 23, 2010
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