pessimistic hippie

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that

that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.

by Hippiemaaaangirl November 28, 2007

Possumist

A state of mind in which someone pretends to be blasé and jaded about life in order to appear cool and hipsterish but in reality is actual quite upbeat and chipper.

Frank wanted to impress his liberal arts major date by his casual disregard for the half-full Bourgeoisie, so he put on his possumist front and said the glass was half-empty.

by Sechen1 August 30, 2013

pessimisticizing

a verb, used when making someone or something pessimistic.

1. me: "you are pessimisticizing me!"

2. "stop pessimisticizing everything. it's not that bad".

by ah leb April 6, 2009

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Pessimistic

Just being a grouch that see everything like it's a sad movie or something.

Stop being pessimistic.
No you stupid idiot.

by mightnightsnack_xd4 June 8, 2021

pissimistic

Having a pessimistic attitude that generally pisses off others around you.

Why is he always going around saying bad things about me? He's acting really pissimistic!

by AJbeta October 19, 2008

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.

Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".

by SierraMike June 11, 2008