Posser

piece of shit retard

you’re a god damn posser, get a life

by patchi dubois December 27, 2020

posuer

commonly refered to as poser A pathetic low-life soul who never has, and never will be themselves. Constantly coping other to make them appear as if they fit it. When asked about the one subject the are coping, that certain person will become nurvous and ramble on about only how kool what they're coping is. The main styles that usually attract poseurs are, punk, goth, skateboarders, prep, and of coarse all of the above. Please take extreme caution when approched my one of the horrid creatures...

True skateboarder:"Dude, get a life, no1 likes u, and u dont even kno wut we are talking about."

poseur:" Yah i do! Ur talking about.....uhhhhh....*gets nurvous*"

True Skateboarder:" thats wut i thought, u dont even kno........go get a life, u pathetic poseur

by Kara April 5, 2005

posser

The act of throwing a huge party where the entire population of the city and surrounding area (200,000) are invited. Possers usually get broken up within 2 hours or less, and mass amounts of blood is shed. SWAT will be informed of a posser, and head to the posser house immediately. The owner of the posser house will usually go to jail.

Guy, were you at posser 06'?

Hey, I know you, I was at your posser last year!

No parents?!? Guy have a posser!

by Brett Butler July 19, 2007

posuer

Someone who acts and or dresses as something for one month or week, then changes styles.....much like a prep

Damn, people who are posuers thay I'm a posuer....time to kill

by Tako February 28, 2003

posuer

Posuer, being the correct spelling of someone who follows a trend that does not appeal to them. A person who acts or dresses in a fashion that resembles a certain genre of some form of media. This can and is applied to music, such as the goth fad with "Hot topic shoppers" and kiddie goths, or the Emo movement, which has been virtually disemboweled because of the typic hairstyle or tight jean movement.

"Guys, let's listen to a posuer British band who's name is a different region and country who sings about Los Angeles."
Friend A

"Ok, although I have America's records, I don't have 'A horse with no name'."
Friend B

"Why bother?"
Friend C

by Adam "Balls" Bhol July 22, 2007

posuer

A cooler sounding way to say poser.

Poser meaning someone who wants to be something that they aren't.

The word posuer is often used by people who are stupid and thiink that they are better then the rest of the population because they are not a posuer. Usually they are.

OMG, she is such a posuer... she is NOT punk.

by youXdunnoXme June 17, 2005

posuer

the poser way of spelling poser

only a psoer spells poser like posuer

by The Boys name is Rasputin he a hard MF to get rid of March 28, 2007