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Potterhead

A person who loves/obsessives over Harry Potter.

Potterhead requirements
~read all books at least twice
~seen all movies at least twice
~spends countless hours online looking at Harry Potter stuff
~has the the deathly hollows symbol all over their stuff.
~has immense knowledge of the books/movies/actors/characters
~reads/writes fan fiction (this varies on the level of Potterheadness)
~Makes Harry Potter references Always
~Are often with some form of Harry Potter related thing
~Ofen use British slang (smashing, git, prat, bloody ect.)
~Are Bloody AMAZING!♥
Potterhead #1~ OMM! (Oh my Merlin) I just L♥VE Hinny!

Potterhead #2~No, no, no. Harmione is the best ship. Kay?

Potterhead #3~ Fat chance. Romione is perf

Non Pottethead~ What is Hinny, Harmione and Romione?

Potterhead #1&2&3~What?

Now you quickly act like you exactly what these Ships are and walk away slowly.
by Potterheadchick April 11, 2014
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Peterhead

A Medium size town situated on the North-East tip of Scotland. The town was founded 300 years ago by one family, who were so up for inbreeding that they managed to raise the towns population to nearly 20,000.

Peterhead's local inhabitants the 'blue tooners' love fish, or fash as they refer to it. This is thought to be one of the contributing factors to why the town has a vile smell in the morning. To find out what the second factor is, just go and stand in-amoungst some local 'quines' on a saterday night in Dejavu.

Peterhead locals seem to think that the area between Peterhead and Fraserburgh is the world, and that Aberdeen is ultimately the universe. However, this is only because most of them have only been as far as Union Street in Aberdeen or somewhere even worse such as Turrif. The rivalry between Scaghead and Fraserburgh 'the broch' is also intense, with both towns battling it out for Scotland's most drug ridden town. Fraserburgh is currently in the lead, but Peterhead is still strongly in the lead with the inbreeding title.

Never go on a Peterhead night out. Not only is the best club in the town a scum infested, pub sized club called cube, but your probably likely to get beaten up or raped by women, who are much larger than the males. Not only this, but if you get drunk enough to sleep with one, she won't make you a cup of tea in the morning as she will have work on the boats
Blue Tooner: Where am I?

Only Tourist to have ever visited: Peterhead, my cruise ship crashed.
by Monty1990 October 14, 2009
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Porthead

Someone who smokes alot of Newport cigarettes.
Jon: I'm gonna light up a another port.

Bobby: Damn dude, your a porthead!
by P0rthead69 October 22, 2009
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Harry Potterheads War

The act of being a potterhead or being in love with jk Rowling
The act of being a Harry Potterheads War
by BennyBoy09 November 18, 2021
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Portered

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.
by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020
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PokerHead

Someone who gambles with thugs illegally.
"Those nigga's are PokerHeads."

"I see PokerHeads gambling in the ally."
by OBlock Deno October 21, 2020
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Portered

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"
by Olio bandito March 4, 2021
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