Website I go on when my parents aren't there
by Cunt559 January 6, 2013
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It is an erotic site where people got so they can masturbate it was once a good website where you could get all your dirty little fixings but now they made up some stupid policy where they ban unverified user over false child abuse claims seriously which one of you fucks ruined pornhub I will hunt you down and have you personally killed.
Pornhub it was such a sexy site till this policy came along now we must engage in reckless sex
by Truthfulasshole December 20, 2020
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An internet heaven for dudes who want to watch people having sex to pleasure themselves when they can't find anyone to fuck.
Real Sex? Nah, it ain't gonna happen. Guess I'll go masturbate to chicks on Pornhub.
by Snukeith July 1, 2018
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A family friendly website that works as an alternative to YouTube. You can find a variety of videos on the platform such as cooking videos, love stories, and Fortnite videos. This is the preferred platform to YouTube for many people, especially 13 year old males.
I showed my 7 year old son PornHub today. He seems to like it.
by thechadman412 December 19, 2020
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When someone share or ask you to share something you definitely would not to come out in the open.

Like when Pornhub or other porn sites ask you if you want to share something on facebook and other social networks.
Question: Did you tell your wife we went to that strip club after?

Answer: No pornhub!
by Ovinor January 26, 2011
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Used to describe someone who acts trashy or disregards reputation.
person 1: i fucking whipped my cock out at that old lady down the street.

person 2: stop acting like pornhub.
by Pp Kingz August 20, 2021
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A really good fucking way to get horny and jealous that none of the girls at school will ever fuck you
Well I got friend zoned again I’m gonna watch pornhub now
by Thanos licker69 November 19, 2019
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