Porcupine Disease

An uncurable condition in females in which if said female had as many penises sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.

I divorced my wife because she was diagnosed with porcupine disease. What a shame.

Porcupine Disease by NataSUF February 25, 2008

porcupine plain 

a small town in the middle of nowhere that is full of humble people and hicks.

man that is some hick town. reminds me of porcupine plain

porcupine plain by hickguy April 2, 2011

San Francisco Porcupine

A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR

Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.

San Francisco Porcupine by LungleJove February 12, 2020

porcupine

a small prickled animal who resembles that of a hedge hog. You are all dirty minded. It is an animal, don't ruin it for the rest of us. hmph.

Ouch, the porcupine pricked me :(

porcupine by Sarah B May 17, 2006

Porcupine

1. A small, quiet animal with pointy, protective quills on its back to keep it safe from predators.

2. A person, typically a gamer, who is overreacting or lashing out at someone who was not in any way involved in the situation which the "porcupine" is angry about. These people typically play Minecraft, CS:GO, Geometry Dash, or any sport-themed video games.

Definition 1 sentence: "I was poked in the hand from a porcupine I brainlessly attempted to snuggle with."

Definition 2 sentence: "Dude, quit being such a porcupine over Minecraft."

Porcupine by EliteArchwing February 12, 2017

awkward porcupine 

In a case of an awkward situation, just bust out an awkward porcupine and everything will be alright.
To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound

When Kyle accidentaly mentioned that he had a third nipple and he was really a girl his friends went silent; his friend scott busted out an awkward porcupine. Everyone started cracking up totally forgetin this new info about Kyle

awkward porcupine by big woody December 30, 2007

going porcupine 

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.

Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.

going porcupine by pricklyp May 27, 2010