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Pokosexual 

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.
Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"
Pokosexual by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006
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Popsexual 

The latin root of "pop" is "people", therefore popsexuals are those who have the capability of being attracted to and loving any people, similar to a pansexual. Individuals belonging to this orientation percieve all as people and synonymously, as a group of lovable beings. Popsexuals see past gender, or any other uncontrollable identity characterstic and see and love the person.
"He's a popsexual-- he digs peoples' solidarity of character, who they are beneath that which defines them hereditarily and biologically on the surface."
Popsexual by Alyse Toulouse March 19, 2009

Poopsexual 

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.
Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.

poose hole 

The correct term for a woman's vagina.
Man - Hey gorgeous, can I touch you're poose hole?
Woman - Yeah, feel free.
poose hole by elzymilz September 24, 2009

Poosebumps 

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).
You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.
Poosebumps by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

poosevere 

getting through a tough, painful, or prolonged poop
I've been on the toilet bowl for fifteen minutes now, I must poosevere.
poosevere by Thursty Thurst July 2, 2015