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I dont need all that poopycock!
poopycock by Skwaleed T-Bone October 4, 2003

poppycock 

"Such poppycock!" Alan's mother exclaimed when he said he wasn't smoking weed.
poppycock by Katlynnnn July 24, 2009

poppycock 

"God, damn it jennifer,I am tired of you teaching kody such poppycock."

PoppyCocks 

Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.
Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.

poopcock 

Someone who is more annoying and inappropriate than having poop on the end of one's cock.
Knock it off whorecunt, you're being a poopcock!
poopcock by poopcock December 19, 2007

Prince Poppycock 

A man whose only talent can be described as "showmanship", yet somehow this allowed him to finish fourth on America's Got Talent. Known for excessive makeup and an extremely flamboyant, forced personality.

In one sentence, he's the worst thing to happen to the Northern Hemisphere, including 9/11 and World War II.
Person A: "Hey I was watching America's Got Talent and can't believe Prince Poppycock didn't win."

Person B: "Why? He has no definable talent. The show is called America's Got Talent."

Person A: "You don't understand, you must not like him because he's gay."

Person B: "You only like him because he's gay."

Person A: "Well seeing as I am a young impressionable, insecure teenage girl...you are probably correct."