protester

A professional tester.

Sam, we're promoting you from tester to protester.

by Dreamspeeder July 11, 2016

protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006

pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

by furtivespy February 23, 2014

poopbuster

The bodily sensation when you are forced to turn your fart "inward", back into the body, instead of letting out into the atmosphere. This usually occurs in social situations, like a date, or an important meeting or interview.

"Man, I was in Johnsons office this afternoon, and after eating all those eggs this morning I was riddled with poopbusters"

by J46464646 May 5, 2006

Poopster

Someone who makes a game of hiding their turds in places hard to find, in closets, under beds, in cabinets or drawers etc. This is so the smell of shit fills the room but no one knows where it is coming from and eventually have to hunt down the shit and clean it up while the poopster watches all this and tries to hide his laughter.

"You hear the Poopster struck again? 5th time this semester. This time it was under the back seat of the principal's car. Poopster got some skills."

by Regular Joe 615 August 2, 2019

Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017