poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Poondick

The after-smell of one's cock after being withdrawn from a particularly rank vagina.

After removing the shaft from her smelly underparts, I came to the grim realization that I had a severe case of poondick.

by LM171 November 24, 2013

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

german potsticker

When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.

Did you hear about Amy? Joe gave her a German Potsticker last night.

by Alex Fosho April 12, 2008

Poopstick

A woman shits on your dick during anal

My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

poosickle

when a man has anal intercourse with a women, then pulls out and she gives oral.

man, that girl turned out to be a freak when she wanted a poosickle from gus.

by dakevster August 19, 2008