poontage

Getting caught up in a shitty situation

Man I was deep in the poontage last night.

Me and Billy got out of some serious poontage lastnight

by Footzio July 17, 2018

poonage

ones ability to obtain alot of poon in one specific place

timmo says to patto man this party is rocking with hot birds hey time for some poonage.

by bewls April 20, 2009

poonage

In the UK, used to describe the lots of poon in one place.

There's bear poonage at this party!

by Dr Rich April 21, 2006

Poopage

Originated in the US Military during the 1990s. Replaces the word shit in a positive role due to the military pushing to eliminate "unprofessional" vernacular amongst a "more professional fighting force".

Staff Sergeant Rangerdaddy says, "Smith you qual'ed expert on the pop-ups? Outstanding! You are the poopage!"

by SFC Smith February 3, 2017

Poopage

A poopage is an adjective. It means someone is a nickname, you can say this to an acquaintance or you VBFFL. Trust me you don't want to know what an MEANIE poopage is... -SGM

"Megan you are the BIGGEST poopage I have ever seen" or " Hi Rachel poopage.

by IAMUSELESSok(: October 16, 2019