Poondoggle

Where working to get some poon (sexual intercourse) is wasteful or pointless, but giving the appearance of having value.

"Dude did you have sex with Christa?"
"Nah man, that girl was a serious poondoggle and secretly had me in the friend zone."
"What a bitch."

by Khuge March 14, 2015

poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The women face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, a chain can be created reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken December 9, 2008

poonoodle

a cute nickname for a good friend,
a mixture of Poodle and Noodle.

Friend1: You're a cute Poonoodle
Friend2: owo

by Siirpaul October 11, 2019

poonbooger

a person exhibiting such characteristics; a generally disliked person

I don't like my new boss. He's such a poonbooger.

by Matt Rehrig January 21, 2006

Ethanial Poonoodle

A guy who just likes to eat poo, likes to act like a dodo and everytime he goes to school he says hi and cry. Have a best friends name as Manker who likes to wagomago. It gets his name from poo and noodle. The poo gets scrunched up into a noodle and has a name of of ethan and ial. MEANING ETHANIAL POONOODLE!!!

Yo Ethanial Poonoodle, wanna eat poo cuz ur a poo noodle!

by Roasted Roosters November 3, 2020

poondoggle

while going down on a woman who is on her period and you get her tampon in your mouth

I was orally 'satisfying' my lady during that time of the month and I got poondoggled when her tampon fell into my mouth

by jojoL June 23, 2008

Poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken June 19, 2008