poontemplate

1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.

poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.

poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

Poontene

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.

My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

poontentialometer

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.

"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"

by nnnsss February 18, 2010

poonster

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

poontential

the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right fucking

your 5 year old daughter has got some poontential

by addz October 12, 2003

Poontential

The opportunity for one to obtain poon.

"The st. anne's party next week has definite poontential."

"Wow there's a lot of poontential here"

by sideways.smile March 4, 2009

poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002