poony

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 08, 2003

Poonis

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014

Poonis

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis

by Poonis are the best April 15, 2021

pooni

a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.

oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...

by madjatt January 13, 2012

Poonis

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

by Bossplaya January 06, 2004

Poonis

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

by Crushing_Doom November 12, 2009

Poonis

A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.

Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.

by Sigaret Breff July 01, 2021