Poonis

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020

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The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

by jonnycocksucker July 22, 2009

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A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

by celllphone May 27, 2009

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person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

by kingsexy December 15, 2002

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A poonis is a penis which pees out poo.

Guy 1: Did you see that shit that came out of that poonis?
Guy 2: Ya that was craaaaaaazy!

by The poonis June 07, 2010

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Poonie

Palmer..A person whos name is also poonie

by Stevieomo April 19, 2004

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On the rare occasion that a person is born with both a vagina (poon) and a penis, they have poonis.

by Ramblin' Rose September 09, 2006

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