Pook

1. (n) a crackhead/gakhead coming down off drugs, skinny and slouching, they can barely keep their head up.

2. (v) to be pooked: exhausted, sore, and/or hurting, after a long night's of partying and buckn' rails, popping and/or drinking. Too tired to even puke. in other words, the morning after feeling.

"bust out some lines, nilla!!! cut that shiiiiet!!"

26 hours later, stomach so empty you don't have the strength to even hold your body up:
"Man, i'm fuckn' pooooked"

and thus, making you a POOK.

by kelsey minkee December 28, 2005

Pook

to be under the influence of methamphetamine.

"man i got all pooked out yesterday and i'm still awake"

by x September 2, 2003

Pook

Someone who is tweaking hard, everyone sees your as a fucked individual, you belong to the streets.

Friend 1. “Im a Squirrel”
Friend 2. “Your Pooking”

by Silly Nate dawg November 12, 2020

Pook

A severe case of poot.

That pook almost blew my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

pook

A mangy rat-like creature. It has large grasping jaws with many incisors. It's said in ancient Podian historical records that the Pooks manifest into this form by combining human blood with the corpses of nutria that have drowned in the East Ganges River. It measures anywhere from 14 to 28" in length. One body will often multiply into 3 or more smaller beings, thus making it hard to determine a standard size. They feed on any living thing that can be heard, and have a very hard time using other senses.

As Harshul was collecting his river bells to journey home, he was suddenly torn into pieces by a gaggle of pooks.

by jerohme spye November 4, 2006

pooks

Affectionate term similar to buddy, mate, pal,

Alright There Pooks?

by TheBigWally October 31, 2004

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007