poodophile

Like being a pedophile, but with poodles.

Guy 1: "Mmmmm, look at that poodle over there."
Guy 2: "Man, stop being such a poodophile."

by heytaylor17 November 18, 2011

ponropat

A silly goose who eats lots of ass

Wow that boi jay is a ponropat

by Michael Cornbread November 4, 2018

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

Pondoliggo

A pond that terns into a creature and licks you while you sleep.

Person 1:why are you wet
Person 2:a Pondoliggo visited me tonight

by Maxwell Litvak December 27, 2022

pondphuwin

noun. when two people fall deeply in love that they are willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of their partner.

They were passionately in love that people call it madness, but they call it pondphuwin.

by as_it_is_love July 27, 2023

podophile

noun

1) Person who is so into podcasting that they spend more time talking to their computer than they do their family.

2) Person who may as well have their iPod stapled to their person.

That Deke is such a podophile his wife left him and he didn't know about it for a week!

by MajorMalfunction November 23, 2007

ponlopius

Smelling good. Usually the hands on a blonde female. A good pick up line

Dude: your hands are ponlopius

Chick: oh thankyou wanna go out on a date

Dude: hell yes

by Jerkoffface June 8, 2009