Pollock

The gingerification of a man esp. beard and facial hair. The unescapeable autumn twinge on a gentlemans minge who is suffering from a "pollock"

Awwwww whit man, you've got a pure Pollock, haw haw!

by Lionel Blair April 23, 2009

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016

Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)

Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud

by antonym82 October 17, 2017

Pollock

The neighborhood you’ll get fucked up in for talking shit on

Person 1: Yo do you rep pollock?
Person2: fuck those pussies
Person 1: *punch* you done now boy

by PLKIsMoney February 10, 2018

Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 6, 2023

[Pollock Bitch Slap]

Right before you cum pull out and shake your dick around as your cumming to splatter your cum around. Occaissionally slap the recipient with your dick while cumming.

Jackson gave Harmony a "Pollock Bitch Slap"!

by Mequik July 4, 2009

Pollock Strength

A strength characterized by an extreme discipline in not using force against anyone or anything. A person with this strength would normally not hurt a fly. However, there is a point when a person with Pollock strength reaches his limit and unleashes his fury and stored energy. That point is near impossible to reach, but when reached a person can take out fifteen men without hesitation. There is no stopping a person with Pollock strength when someone dares to cross that line.

Guy: "That dude has Pollock Strength. One minute he was cuddling with some chow chow's and the next he was beating up a gang of men with his fists after they tried to rob his grandma."

by Chuck1118 August 11, 2009