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Pokéhead

Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.
Look at that pokéhead, he might fell into that ditch before he becomes Pokémon Master.
by frost.bite July 18, 2016
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Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
by Chopper.Mk.52 April 7, 2019
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Pokéhunt

PokeHunt is a Discord Pokémon Bot that let's It's players to Catch, Collect, Trade & Battle Pokemon within Discord while completing various types of Quests!
Robin: My nudes which I sent to miles for pokecord redeems got viral 😢
Adib: That's why you should use Pokéhunt, the one and only discord Pokemon bot that doesn't require sending nudes.
by Vorunt February 10, 2021
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Stick n poke

A homemade tattoo for when you're under 18 and can't find someone to illegally tatt you. It's basically just repeatedly stabbing yourself with a needle and ink. It eventually fades away. Somewhat popular among gen Z.
Dude I can't let my mom see my stick n poke on my ankle!
by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019
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Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
by Chrish77 February 3, 2020
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Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.
Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!
by heyitsgray August 13, 2011
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slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007
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