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poik

The sound jizz (sperm, cum, semen) makes when it is ejactulated from the shaft of the penis.
POIK! POIK! POIK!

crap...I just jizzed in Lucas' grandmas face!
by NappyPussyBoy November 18, 2005
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polikoff

To eat free filthy/dirty food.

Derived from the greek word poli-koffinos (dirty-fucking-cheap-slob)

A further examination of Polikoff in Greco-Roman mythology finds that a shit Demon was also named Polikoff.
1. Hey dude the cat wizzed on that pizza that you just ate. You just polikoffed!!!

2. Why did you polikoff my dump? You knew it wasn't chocolote!!!
by Prober September 8, 2004
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PoLike

Liking someones Facebook post just because your being polite.
Example 1:

Stacy: "Jen, do you really like Jeff's stupid poetry rap haiku?"

Jen: "No one said shit and I felt bad, it was just a polike"

Example 2:

Stacy: "Jen, do you really like Jeff's stupid poetry rap haiku?"

Jen: "No but he's my brother in law so I had to polike"
by AmericaBeLikeBitchPayMe! November 12, 2013
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Poik

A pretty cool guy who is mostly asexual and started using this name before Urban Dictionary had a definition for it.
"Your name is Poik? As in the sound effect of-"
"No, I had my name before Urban Dictionary did."

"If your 'jizz' sounds like 'poik,' you ought to go see a doctor, as soon as possible."
by PoikSpirit November 2, 2011
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poilkjmnb

this shows boredom beyond qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and even beyond mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz. one types the last 3 letters of the 3 rows of the keyboard backwards, starting on the top and ending at the bottom.
Random Person: *yawn* i'm so bored, i'll type in poilkjmnb just for the sake of boredom.
Everyone Nearby: *GASP*
by MegaCat5 September 29, 2012
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oisky poisky

God only knows...

Its from a kids Cartoon about animals on an island.

It is used by a Polish mouse.

Sacha - This loyal, humble, selfless, friendly, homosexual, kind , retarded and cheerful desman is always willing to be of assistance but is mostly ignored by a lot of the other animals, with the exception of Noah whom he develops a close friendship with. It may be said that the relationship between the two is a gay one. (and not in a happy way if you know what I mean...). He has an annoying habit of incurring the wrath of others (even Noah) but is always willing to make up for any mistake he makes by selling his body. Sacha has worked as a circus animal before he arrives on the island and has a dream to open up his own Island Circus. He wishes to use his performing skills to provide entertainment for the other islanders. His catchphrase is "Oiski Poyski"!!!
Oisky Poisky Kaptin ski....
by GoSco May 2, 2007
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Poike

A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can also have sexual implications.
My friend Blanket has poiked me....oh crap...
by Blanket.Dun.Dun.Dun June 16, 2011
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