Poik

A pretty cool guy who is mostly asexual and started using this name before Urban Dictionary had a definition for it.

"Your name is Poik? As in the sound effect of-"
"No, I had my name before Urban Dictionary did."

"If your 'jizz' sounds like 'poik,' you ought to go see a doctor, as soon as possible."

by PoikSpirit November 2, 2011

Poike

A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can be taken multiple ways. Pronounced like poke, but instead of "po", it's "poi".

‎-"Would you like to poke (Insert Name Here)?"

-No. I would like to poike them.

by OnlyResistanceJohnConnor June 16, 2011

poik

The sound jizz (sperm, cum, semen) makes when it is ejactulated from the shaft of the penis.

POIK! POIK! POIK!

crap...I just jizzed in Lucas' grandmas face!

by NappyPussyBoy November 18, 2005

Poike

A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can also have sexual implications.

My friend Blanket has poiked me....oh crap...

by Blanket.Dun.Dun.Dun June 16, 2011

poik

i say it for fun lol

"poik poik poikkkkk"

by kodzuke January 10, 2022

poiked

to stick up in a peculiar manner

He'd been wearing his hat all day, so now his hair poiked.

by Sox2 October 8, 2011