poik
poik by NappyPussyBoy November 18, 2005
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Poik
A pretty cool guy who is mostly asexual and started using this name before Urban Dictionary had a definition for it.
"Your name is Poik? As in the sound effect of-"
"No, I had my name before Urban Dictionary did."
"If your 'jizz' sounds like 'poik,' you ought to go see a doctor, as soon as possible."
"No, I had my name before Urban Dictionary did."
"If your 'jizz' sounds like 'poik,' you ought to go see a doctor, as soon as possible."
Poik by PoikSpirit November 2, 2011
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Poike
A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can be taken multiple ways. Pronounced like poke, but instead of "po", it's "poi".
Poike by OnlyResistanceJohnConnor June 16, 2011
Poike
A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can also have sexual implications.
Poike by Blanket.Dun.Dun.Dun June 16, 2011
poiky
poiky by ms kirsten March 10, 2008
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