poik 

The sound jizz (sperm, cum, semen) makes when it is ejactulated from the shaft of the penis.

POIK! POIK! POIK!

crap...I just jizzed in Lucas' grandmas face!

poik by NappyPussyBoy November 18, 2005

Poik 

A pretty cool guy who is mostly asexual and started using this name before Urban Dictionary had a definition for it.

"Your name is Poik? As in the sound effect of-"
"No, I had my name before Urban Dictionary did."

"If your 'jizz' sounds like 'poik,' you ought to go see a doctor, as soon as possible."

Poik by PoikSpirit November 2, 2011

poik 

i say it for fun lol

"poik poik poikkkkk"

poik by kodzuke January 10, 2022

PoikaU

an imposter

@PoikaU is sus amongE

PoikaU by prankster855 March 31, 2022

Poike 

A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can be taken multiple ways. Pronounced like poke, but instead of "po", it's "poi".

‎-"Would you like to poke (Insert Name Here)?"

-No. I would like to poike them.

Poike by OnlyResistanceJohnConnor June 16, 2011

Poike 

A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can also have sexual implications.

My friend Blanket has poiked me....oh crap...

Poike by Blanket.Dun.Dun.Dun June 16, 2011

poiky 

something that is pointy but dull enough not to hurt.

This pineapple is poiky. That guy has quite the poiky hairdo...too much gel.

poiky by ms kirsten March 10, 2008