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A pretty cool guy who is mostly asexual and started using this name before Urban Dictionary had a definition for it.
"Your name is Poik? As in the sound effect of-"
"No, I had my name before Urban Dictionary did."

"If your 'jizz' sounds like 'poik,' you ought to go see a doctor, as soon as possible."
Poik by PoikSpirit November 2, 2011
i say it for fun lol
"poik poik poikkkkk"
poik by kodzuke January 10, 2022
@PoikaU is sus amongE
PoikaU by prankster855 March 31, 2022
A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can be taken multiple ways. Pronounced like poke, but instead of "po", it's "poi".
‎-"Would you like to poke (Insert Name Here)?"

-No. I would like to poike them.
A misspelled version of the word poke that is used as a message on Facebook to say hello to a friend, without actually saying hello. Can also have sexual implications.
My friend Blanket has poiked me....oh crap...
Poike by Blanket.Dun.Dun.Dun June 16, 2011
something that is pointy but dull enough not to hurt.
This pineapple is poiky. That guy has quite the poiky hairdo...too much gel.
poiky by ms kirsten March 10, 2008
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