poems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugas is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is your head!

That is a funny poem.

by blacks_jack March 26, 2004

sex poem

A fun poem that gives you a very large boner.

"Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff stick it in, it goes in dry comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, comes out dripping, starts to sag, Its what you think...its a teabag" thats a great sex poem

by guy who knows stuff May 27, 2012

Puni Puni Poemi

An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun

- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level

= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters

1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Pommylish

A slang term used to describe the perversion of the English language by British people. The colloquial speak of the brits.

Pommy 1, "Y'alllright mate?"

Pommy 2, "Blimey no! I fell arse over elbow for this fine bird last night. Rejected though. Got all cheesed off about it too. Had to have a nice wank afterwards to settle myself down."

Pommy 1, "Bloody hell, that sounds barmy! But better than a kick to the bollocks any day."

And that is pommylish.

by asslicker529 October 28, 2011

Poesy

When a play is executed magnificently and in a very skilful manner.

Did you see that 6k? Pure poesy mannen.

by neonyziee December 5, 2019

pomey

Not much. What's up with you, homey?

You: I found this weird definition on Urban dictionary.com, but I don't think I understand it. Alexa, what's a pomey?
Alexa: Not much. What's up with you, homey?

by NVMcHawk July 6, 2020

Poem

A short thing that rhymes and is either corny,sweet,or bithcy

Roses are red Violets are blue
I was in love, but not with you
You thought you hurt me, made me cry
But I was in love with another guy
You told me you loved me, but that wasn't true
But guess what PIMP, I played you too! =)

This is a good poem!

by Peyton Mott May 30, 2009