Pocket Pussy Whipped 

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

Pocket Pussy Whipped by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Idaho pocket pussy 

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

Idaho pocket pussy by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy 

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy by Asian Rady January 19, 2019

walking pocket pussy 

A female so terribly boring that all she is good for is to bust a nut

“hey look there’s ashley”
“oh! don’t you mean the walking pocket pussy”

walking pocket pussy by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 12, 2019

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy 

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

pizza pocket pussy 

Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro

pizza pocket pussy by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY 

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009