poems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugas is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is your head!

That is a funny poem.

by blacks_jack March 26, 2004

POMS

Parents Over My Shoulder

PERSON1:
brb
poms
acronym
look it up
PERSON2:
urban dictionary: "piss on myself"
google: "Production and Operations Management Society"
PERSON1:
or parents over my shoulder

by singasong September 27, 2009

POMS

POMS is an acronym for "Piss on Myself." Similar to LOL, which is "Laugh out Loud," and ROTF, "rolling on the floor." POMS is a slightly more expressive version.

POMS!!! That joke was hilarious!

by turnerbrown August 28, 2004

POMS

Parent
Over
My
Shoulder

Guy 1: yo I’d smash 100%
Guy 2: POMS!!!!
Guy 1: yea I enjoy sports

by Whitley shrivers June 25, 2018

poomshie

The external female genetalia

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.

by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010

pamseto

The most lovely, sweet, and wonderful person u could ever want or imagine being with.
Someone you never are worthy to be with, but still chooses you to be with them.

All my life I've been searching for that one love of my life, that one pamseto.

by Kenrick February 12, 2004

Poaststroos

The word you get when you try to type "potatoes" with one hand.

A - "What should our team name be?"
B - "Poaststroos."
B - "*potatoes."
A - "Poaststroos it is."

by Itsmybday March 27, 2021