awkward paws

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

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That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

Dog Paws

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.

Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"

by IMcINasty September 30, 2009

pawsible deniability

When a kitty is so cute that it couldn't possible have committed the crime.

Did the cat poop on the carpet? No way, look at that face! He's got pawsible deniability.

by sirbennetj May 13, 2015

PAAWS

Pussy As A Weapon System

She's working her PAAWS!

by Female MP Specialist November 6, 2007

paws

paws is another word for your hands.

boy! it's cold out here! my paws are freezing!

by petiteash January 20, 2006

PAWS

Acronym for Post-Acute Withdrawal Syndrome, the phase of addiction recovery that follows immediate withdrawal, when the effects of the body’s physical detox are uncomfortable at best, and life threatening at worst. This can last for one to three weeks depending on the individual, the substance he or she was using, quantities and frequency of use, and the length of the addiction. Post acute withdrawal symptom is typically flagged as the largest hurdle for addicts to clear in the course of early recovery, and ideally entails medical supervision paraphrased from the Ventura Recovery Center website.

Thank you for letting me know I'm being silly! I'm still super sensitive and going through PAWS intensively! I'll calm down. I feel like a jackass.

by IconoclastHugh September 28, 2020

Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.

Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!

by cheesepleese January 2, 2012