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Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.
by marbury986 September 26, 2009
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Luca Palumbo

A FAT ITALIAN WHO THINKS HE IS COOL BY PLAYING FORTNITE ON A NINTENDO SWITCH! BUT DON'T FORGET HE HAS TO BUY HALF OF HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT. HE IS SUPER ANNOYING AND HE LIKES MOMS. HE MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE YOUR AUNT TOO. IF HE EVER DOES SOMETHING MEAN TO YOU HE WILL APOLOGIZE AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR HIM. BUT THEN HE WILL BACK STAB YOU AND GO BACK TO DOING IT AGAIN. ALSO DONT SEND HIM ANY POSTS ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE HE WILL GET MAD AT YOU.
STOP BEING SUCH A LUCA PALUMBO
by THE REAL LIFE LEPRECHAUN January 3, 2020
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plumb tuckered out

Exhausted.

Origin:
It's no surprise that 'tuckered out' is an American phrase. No 'B-feature' western from the 1930s and 1940s was complete without Gabby Hayes being 'plumb tuckered out'. Hayes' contribution to the genre was celebrated by Mel Brooks in the 1974 film Blazing Saddles. In that, a look-alike actor played the part of Gabby Johnson, spouting 'authentic frontier gibberish' - "dad gum it, I am gonna die here an' no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me biscuit cutter".

An example is from the Wisconsin Enquirer, April 1839:
"I reckoned to have got to the tavern by sundown, but I haven't - as I'm prodigiously tuckered out."

'Plumb tuckered out' is somewhat later and the first example is from the Cedar Rapids Evening Gazette, February 1889: "They'll get plumb tuckered out waitin."

The actual derivation of this phrase is quite prosaic. 'Tucker' is a colloquial New England word, coined in the early 19th century, meaning 'to tire' or 'to become weary'. 'Tuckered out' is just a straightforward use of that. 'Plumb' is just an intensifier. 'Tuckered out' is rarely seen alone.
"I've been on my feet all day long, I'm plumb tuckered out!"
by CajunQueen August 18, 2009
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call the plumber

when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber

Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
by gonzo89cb November 14, 2010
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plumb

Extremely, entirely, absolutely. The correct spelling of the word as it is used, especially in the Deep South, is plumb, not plum.
That dog ran so fast after the rabbit, he was plumb exhausted.
by Ole Deepsouth September 28, 2012
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Iceland plumber

When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
Did you just see Chuck hit that Iceland plumber
by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018
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Plumb sucker

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.
Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010
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