Plaid Friday

An alternative to Black Friday; Plaid Friday encourages people to do their holiday shopping with locally owned and independent businesses the day after Thanksgiving. Created in 2009 in Oakland, CA and adopted in New England in 2010.

E.F. decided to buy all his holiday gifts from his towns independent retailers on Plaid Friday this year, instead of trekking to the mall for Black Friday

by Somerville Local First November 24, 2010

Pwuid

Pwuid
- Generally a male with a small penis who has desires of sleeping with attractive women knowing full well he cannot please them.
- Often apologetic.
-Lots of UK Pwuids

Verb - To 'Pwuid' or 'Pwuidding'
Not only can you be referred to as a Pwuid but you can also carry the act of doing a Pwuid or have 'Pwuidding' behaviour.
E.g
Look at that boy with the red bit on his cock always 'Pwuidding' about in the rugby showers.

The Pwuid sat naked with his shrivelled up penis and looked onwards whilst his girlfriend was gangbanged by the cast of 'Blacked Raw'. The Pwuid apologised profusely during the whole encounter .

by Danny D 123 May 4, 2020

anal plundering

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!

Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006

ploids

on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though

"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"

travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"

by machawesometron5000 December 15, 2010

Clunge Plunderer

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.

Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"

by Clamlydia June 29, 2011

gone to plaid

When something moves entirely too fast (reference from Spaceballs) especially in the case of a relationship.

Joe - Hey did you hear Ken and Sue are engaged already?
Mike - But they just met last week!
Joe - I know, they've totally gone to plaid.

by conipto2 November 10, 2006

the plaid tricycles

a four piece punk-pop garage band from new brunswick, the plaid triclycles can actually rock, a rare quality to find in new brunswick bands. there are 2 girls, kortni on lead vocals and rhythm guitar and mandy on bass and back up vocals. then there is david on lead guitar and chase on drums. kortni and chase are siblings and live beside mandy. all of them are ridiculously attractive.

the plaid tricycles rock my socks!
dude, check out the plaid tricycles on youtube!

by 364ywe;gds May 4, 2008